I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.

I read "Remembrance of Things Past" in the original French. I never start the day without reading me some [Marcel] Proust.

Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.