San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.