Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years.

In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

It's a real smug self-righteous punk kid saying nobody has the right to tell him what to do and how dare you put a sign up saying that I can't go on your property?

The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.