Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years.

Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.