There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.

Canada, as you know, is a major important nation boasting a sophisticated, cosmopolitan culture that was tragically destroyed last week by beavers.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.