I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.
Dave BarryThat is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and heโs coming for this ship now.โ โAnd how do you know that?โ asked Slank. โDid a seagull tell you?โ This brought chuckles from the crew. Something like that, thought Peter.
Dave BarryIf the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.
Dave BarryWe operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.
Dave BarryWith a novel, you have the reader with you a lot longer, and you owe him a lot more. Obviously you have to have a plot - I say "obviously," although I think a lot of fiction doesn't, and nothing seems to happen. But to me, there should be something that happens, and it should be at least vaguely plausible. And because the readers are going to be with these characters for a long time, you have to get to know them and like them and want to know what happens to them.
Dave BarryAt certain times each year, we journalists do almost nothing except apply for the Pulitzers and several dozen other major prizes. During these times you could walk right into most newsrooms and commit a multiple axe murder naked, and it wouldn't get reported in the paper because the reporters and editors would all be too busy filling out prize applications.
Dave Barry