The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.

Your friends love you anyway.

You know how on the evening news they always tell you that the stock market is up in active trading, or off in moderate trading, or trading in mixed activity, or whatever. Well, who gives a

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.