The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.

Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair.

England is a very popular foreign country to visit because the people there speak some English.

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that, like most books, it had too many words.

Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'