I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.

...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.