I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.