...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.

I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and then you send some money to the person at the top of the list, and then you... Oh, wait, that is our current system.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.