Most of the presidential candidates' economic packages involve 'tax breaks,' which is when the government, amid great fanfare, generously decides not to take quite so much of your income. In other words, these candidates are trying to buy your votes with your own money.
Dave BarryScientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Dave BarryAuto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave BarryComputers operate on simple principles that can be easily understood by anybody with some common sense, a little imagination, and an IQ of 750.
Dave BarryIn the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
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