The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.

Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.

You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is responsible for digging up depressing front-page stories.

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

I do not mean to suggest for a moment that all it takes to be a top executive is a custom-tailored European suit. You also need the correct shirt and tie.