You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!
Dave BarryAfter the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.
Dave BarryThe Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.
Dave Barry