Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
Dave BarryWe idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
Dave BarryI will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
Dave BarryI am much more likely to care about someone trying to be funny and give them some credit for whatever he or she did that was remotely funny than I am to be mused by somebody declaring this isn't funny, that isn't funny, this sucks. If you want to write humor, you're going to have to get used to that.
Dave Barry