Denmark (also called Norway) is best known as the original home of the prune Danish as well as the Vikings, who wore hats with horns sticking out of them, and for a very good reason: they were insane.

Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it all the time, but it was good-natured. He was the most open-minded human being I've ever known.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.