Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

I love the resource of the Internet. I use it all the time. Anything I'm writing - for example, if I'm writing a scene about Washington D.C. and I want to know where this monument is, I can find it right away, I can get a picture of the monument, it just makes your life so much easier, especially if you're writing fiction. You can check stuff so much quicker, and I think that's all great for writers.

People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.