To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Dave BarryIf you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
Dave BarryMotto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."
Dave Barry