The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.

9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the parties had to speak to each other manually; today one or both ends of the conversation would be carried on by a machine.

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962.