We travel because, no matter how comfortable we are at home, there's a part of us that wants - that needs - to see new vistas, take new tours, obtain new entrees, introduce new bacteria into our intestinal tracts, learn new words for "transfusion," and have all the other travel adventures that make us want to French-kiss our doormats when we finally get home.
Dave BarryLeonard Aster thanked Fighting Prawn and the Mollusk tribe for their hospitality. โYou mean,โ said Fighting Prawn, โfor not killing you?โ โYes,โ said Leonard. โIt was very gracious of you.โ โDo you,โ said Leonard, โI mean, does you tribe, shake hands?โ โNo,โ said Fighting Prawn. โWe kiss on the lips.โ โOh,โ said Leonard, looking very alarmed.
Dave BarryYou can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing.
Dave Barry