You should not confuse your career with your life.

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . .

Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.