The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it all the time, but it was good-natured. He was the most open-minded human being I've ever known.

My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is evidenced by the fact that you're reading a very sloppy and poorly researched book.

The story of the eighties will be the story of the Reagan administration and the many men and women who served in it, some of whom are already out on parole.

There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.