Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.
Dave BarryIn more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
Dave BarryI read "Remembrance of Things Past" in the original French. I never start the day without reading me some [Marcel] Proust.
Dave BarryBan walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.
Dave BarryJohn Dorschner, one of our staff writers here at Tropic magazine at The Miami Herald, who is a good friend of mine and an excellent journalist, but a raving liberal, wrote a story about a group that periodically pops up saying that they're going to start their own country or start their own planet or go back to their original planet, or whatever. They were going to "create a libertarian society" on a floating platform in the Caribbean somewhere. I know there's never going to be a country on a floating anything, but if they want to talk about it, that's great.
Dave Barry