Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall.

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

Too many rocks in the mountains.

AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.

I bought Windows 2.0, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1415926, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes Back, Windows Does Dallas, and Windows Let's All Buy Bill Gates a House the Size of Vermont.

The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.