You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

Like all writers, my greatest inspiration, my ultimate muse, is a deadline.

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.

Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go to: Under federal law, all malls in the United States must have the same 42 chain stores.

Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh.