You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

I read the whole Jack Reacher series by Lee Child. They don't take long.

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

Long, long ago, before eruptions were invented, the molten lava had to be carried down the mountainside, bucket by bucket, and poured over the sleeping villagers. This took time.

You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money.

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.