Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

Many, many of you have written to me asking the following question: 'Dave, have their been any new advancements in the field of artificial falcon insemination, and could these developments be used to improve the American electoral process?'

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.