I never start a section of the story without knowing how it will end. I also consciously try to shape the story as though it were a movie.
Dave BarryI've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.
Dave BarryIn my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot.
Dave BarryWe journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.
Dave BarryAfter the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.
Dave BarryI actually like south Florida. I never lived in a more interesting place than this. I've never met a wider range of people. I guess when I came here I thought there were Cubans and then there were people from New York and that was Miami. Now I know that it's Cubans, people from New York, and some people from New Jersey.
Dave Barry