I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

I can't recall a story that played out exactly as I'd expected it to. That's one of the thrills of journalism - being surprised, and learning new stuff, but it also poses the biggest challenge to a writer's character.

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.

Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member of the House and the largest member of the Senate, plus a standard musk ox.

The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.

Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.

We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how