I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is enough to remind you why this great nation, despite all the talk of decline, still leads the world in tranquilizer consumption.

I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.