A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Dave BarryA sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge.
Dave BarryI want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.
Dave Barry