Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.
Dave BarryThere's only one way kids will wear helmets, and that's if their parents are nagging them to. They will never wear helmets because some state passes a law requiring it.
Dave BarryReflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.
Dave Barry