Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.
Dave BarryAlthough a science fair can seem like a big "pain" it can help you understand important scientific principles, such as Newton's First Law of Inertia, which states: "A body at rest will remain at rest until 8:45 p.m. the night before the science fair project is due, at which point the body will come rushing to the body's parents, who are already in their pajamas, and shout, 'I JUST REMEMBERED THE SCIENCE FAIR IS TOMORROW AND WE GOTTA GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW!'"
Dave BarryYou might have mentioned this to me Molly,โ said Leonard. โThe fact that there are hostile natives on the island.โ โI forgot,โ said Molly. โYou forgot?โ said Leonard. โThereโs been a lot happening,โ said Molly.
Dave BarryMen have no cause to criticize women about the way they are about weddings. Because men are like that about sports, but it never ends. At least women, after the wedding, say it wasn't that big a deal and they're never going to look at the DVD again. Men never stop being crazy about sports.
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