Of all the wonderful things government says, that's always been just about my favorite. As opposed to if you get to keep the money. Because what you'll do is go out and bury it in your yard, anything to prevent that money from creating jobs. They never stop saying it.We will say, "This is expected to create x number of jobs." On the other hand, we never say that the money we removed from another part of the economy will kill some jobs.
Dave BarryWith a novel, you have the reader with you a lot longer, and you owe him a lot more. Obviously you have to have a plot - I say "obviously," although I think a lot of fiction doesn't, and nothing seems to happen. But to me, there should be something that happens, and it should be at least vaguely plausible. And because the readers are going to be with these characters for a long time, you have to get to know them and like them and want to know what happens to them.
Dave BarryTo better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Dave BarryThe science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.
Dave BarryThat is the Wasp, yes. But it was captured by Black Stache, and heโs coming for this ship now.โ โAnd how do you know that?โ asked Slank. โDid a seagull tell you?โ This brought chuckles from the crew. Something like that, thought Peter.
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