I was a middle-of-the-road Democrat more than anything else. I know I voted for Carter. Watergate taught me how bad the Republicans were.

The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Shawn's (Shawn Weatherly - former beauty queen) acting ability is such that she could not convey the concept of falling if your pushed her off a cliff.

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required".

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.