Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.