I never had the vaguest idea whether any of it had anything to do with me, especially being a sixth grader. When I got older and traveled, I'd read about the history of where I was going. I'd be like, "Oh, history is kind of interesting."

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

The way this country deals with drugs is just not funny. What a waste of everyone's time and effort. What a waste of a lot of people's lives.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.