You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

We should call editorials what they are: columns written by committees.

Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this time, Bob, instead of saying “What’s for dinner?” you say, “Wait a minute! Benzene is actually a hydrocarbon!” And say it with a Norwegian accent. Also, we think maybe your character should have no arms.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.