It is an inconvenience, being located in a city where taxes are ludicrously high, where you pay twice your annual income to rent an apartment that could easily be carried on a commercial airline flight.

Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.

When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of the television. For nutritional balance, you should also put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pinecones, or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: This is the Super Bowl, for God's sake.

When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.

You should not confuse your career with your life.