Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Dave BarryThe reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.
Dave BarryCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Dave Barry