Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than actually driving anywhere; I sometimes wonder why they bother to have wheels on their motorcycles.

Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.

Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.