Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

What I want to know is: Why is it important to have visible stomach muscles? I grew up in an era (the Paleolithic) when people kept their stomach muscles discreetly out of sight.

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?