Most recently I read Michael Lewis "Boomerang." The other guy I love is Bill Bryson.

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.

So when I open the door on Halloween, I am confronted by three or four imaginary heroes, such as G.I. Joe, Conan the Barbarian and Oliver North, who would look very terrifying except that they are three feet tall and facing in random directions. They stand there silently for several seconds before an adult voice hisses from the darkness behind them: "Say 'Trick or treat!