Most recently I read Michael Lewis "Boomerang." The other guy I love is Bill Bryson.

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

Your digestive system is your body's Fun House, whereby food goes on a long, dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of unexpected twists and turns, being attacked by vicious secretions along the way, and not knowing until the last minute whether it will be turned into a useful body part or ejected into the Dark Hole by Mister Sphincter.

All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump.

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.