Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

I realize that there are certain hardships that only females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public-restroom stalls, and a crippling, psychotic obsession with shoe color. Also, females tend to reach emotional maturity very quickly, so that by age 7 they are no longer capable of seeing the humor in loud inadvertent public blasts of flatulence, whereas males can continue to derive vast enjoyment from this well into their 80s.

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Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.