Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

Many, many of you have written to me asking the following question: 'Dave, have their been any new advancements in the field of artificial falcon insemination, and could these developments be used to improve the American electoral process?'

The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older. (It's insights like this that separate the professional book author from the person with a real job.)

Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.