Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - 'to spew out paper.'

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over a period of many years. This is why your parents started to get so stupid just at the time in your life when you were getting really smart.

How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women.

All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book, these people are not responsible. In the end, there is only one person responsible for what I write, and that person, of course, is: Donald Trump.