Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

Are we ever going to have a federal tax system that regular people can understand?

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

AARP is a large and powerful organization, similar to the Mafia but more concerned about dietary fiber.

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.