Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

Someone was tapping on the window.

I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it all the time, but it was good-natured. He was the most open-minded human being I've ever known.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time.

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.