Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.
Dave BarryI was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that, like most books, it had too many words.
Dave BarryI care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my generation retires, they will have to pay us trillions of dollars in social security
Dave BarryOne popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass.
Dave Barry