We should call editorials what they are: columns written by committees.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

For the benefit of those of you who have real jobs and are not involved in the news business, I should first explain that . . .

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.

I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is: “How can I get in on that?