Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time.

The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

Most recently I read Michael Lewis "Boomerang." The other guy I love is Bill Bryson.

Cyrus Pembridge, the Never Land’s captain, was widely regarded as the most incompetent man to comman a ship since the formation of water. “Who in the name of common sense would put to sea on that ship with that man in charge?” wondered Mack. “Well,” Alf answered, “we are.” “True,” Mack said.

I'm not sure you can count as history, was Keith Richards's "Life," which he so modestly titled it. I did find it a fascinating book. Keith's a pretty honest fellow.