Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time.

Here's a man who was twice elected to the most powerful position on Earth despite needing a TelePrompTer to correctly identify what year it was.

The Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon Quotient, as evidenced by Phyllis Schlafly, Pat Robertson, the entire state of Utah, etc.

The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Yet another spunky li'l NASA robot lands and begins transmitting back photographs of rocks that appear virtually identical to the rock photos beamed back by all the other spunky li'l NASA robots, thus confirming suspicions that the universe has a LOT of rocks in it.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.