If Black Stache laughed, you laughed. If he snarled, you snarled. If he breathed in your direction, you ran for cover.

And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!

What's happened to marriage? The wedding-industrial complex. Brides get swept up in this world of obsession - it has to be your perfect day.

Whatever the needs of the public are, the government responds to those needs by getting larger.

Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.