And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!
Dave BarryWhat's happened to marriage? The wedding-industrial complex. Brides get swept up in this world of obsession - it has to be your perfect day.
Dave BarryWhatever the needs of the public are, the government responds to those needs by getting larger.
Dave BarryMeetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.
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