I'm happy to start on one topic and end on another one entirely, as long as it's funny.
Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?