Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.

France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.