The question is: What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As you know, under our three-branch system of government, the tax laws are created by: Satan. But he works through the Congress, so that's where we must focus our efforts.

Many people have trouble sticking to their resolutions, and there is a simple scientific explanation for this. In 1987, a team of psychologists conducted a study in which they monitored the New Year's resolutions of 275 people. After one week the psychologists found that 92 percent of the people were keeping their resolutions; after two weeks we have no idea what happened because the psychologists had quit monitoring.

Headbangers' are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed by skinny men with huge hair who stomp around the stage, striking their instruments and shrieking angrily, apparently because somebody has stolen all their shirts.

I read a lot of lot non-demanding fiction.

I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

People are afraid to own their own homes. People are afraid their own government will catch them fixing their houses.