As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.
Dave BarryIf everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.
Dave BarryDisney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.
Dave BarryWhat may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.
Dave Barry