For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

The voice belonged to Mr. Pzyrbovich, an algebra teacher who was always called Mr. P, for obvious reasons. He has a heavy accent, which a lot of kids said made him hard to understand, although to be fair some of these kids would have never understood algebra anyway.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Classical music gradually lost popularity because it is too complicated: you need twenty-five or thirty skilled musicians just to hum it properly. So people began to develop regular music.

This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers.

I hate to speak for the whole society, but I will. I'm a journalist, it's my job. There's been something of a reaction against political correctness. Needless to say, the government hasn't caught up yet.

He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.