Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.

I actually kind of like Janet Reno. She seems like a nice enough lady. But when you're basically going through the entire phone book trying to find women lawyers who don't have maids to pick the attorney general of the United States, how well can you do?

Can we move this conversation along, I'm getting frightfully tired of 'hoa'.

Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports.

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

I argue very well. Just ask any of my remaining friends.