I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.

We kids feared many things in those days - werewolves, dentists, North Koreans, Sunday School - but they all paled in comparison with Brussels sprouts.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

The Democrats believe that if God did not want them to raise taxes, He would not have created the Internal Revenue Service.