The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - 'to spew out paper.'
Dave BarryIf you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
Dave BarryI don't think the press has done a very good job dealing with government spending.The Defense Department with the $9,500 toilet seat, that's not the problem anymore. Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security are the problem. That's us. That's our generation. There the press never says a word.
Dave BarryThe Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
Dave Barry