I am a superior form of human and I have absolutely no quirks or irrational impulses of any kind.

One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

My son, Rob....said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it."

Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.