If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

You cannot paint the exterior of your house. You have to take the paint chip down to show the paint-chip Nazis.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

I guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.

Never trust anything you read in a travel article.

I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.

If God had wanted us to spend all our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have created beer. This is not to say that I am recommending that you totally ignore your responsibilities as a homeowner and just sit around all day with a can of beer in your hand. No indeed, I have long been a believer in purchasing bottled beer, and pouring it into a chilled glass.