During bomb drills, we students were told to crouch under our desks. Apparently the desks used in classrooms in the fifties were made of an exceptionally missile-resistant variety of wood. During the Cold War years I often wondered why it never occurred to our defense planners to protect the entire nation from nuclear attack by simply covering it, from sea to shining sea, with a huge Strategic Classroom Desk.
Dave BarryThe Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
Dave BarryYou don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.
Dave BarryIf everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.
Dave Barry