But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me you're all standing on land." (Pirates, its a good thing they're idiots)

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

France: As a professional journalist, I like the idea of a society where it is considered an acceptable occupation to basically sit around and drink.

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

Infiniti ads are part of an exciting new trend called "Advertising Whose Sole Purpose Is to Irritate You."

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.