Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.

Some [soccer] players suffer four or five fatal injuries per game. That's how tough they are.

I'm reading "Team of Rivals'' I'll probably ending up reading a bunch of books about the Civil War. But I think my all-time favorite book about the war is the novel, "The Killer Angels'' by Michael Shaara.