Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That we live in a world were women actually expect you to think thoughtful thoughts, and have real emotions, which we don't have. Having to try to live up to the imaginary ideal that women have of what men are, instead of just being what you are, which is just a pathetic creature, but still.

In the words of a very famous dead person, 'A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test.

Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?