And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.

Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.

Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.