And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.

I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

People - just weird people are attracted to Miami. And they come there not for serious reasons, usually.

For a while I got into the South Pacific theater of World War II. I read "American Caesar" by William Manchester, the biography of General MacArthur. Because of that I ended up reading "Tales of the South Pacific" by James Michener and then because of that reading his "Hawaii." That is what happens.

Why don’t you lift the end?” said Alf. “It’s me back, Alf,” complained Mack. “You know how it troubles me.” “No more than mine troubles me,” said Alf. “But I said it first,” said Mack.